9:25pm Friday, August 3rd, 2012
Every morning I wake up, my bed sheets some how remove themselves from my bed and end up on the floor. I have many theories for this abnormality, but only one makes enough sense. It seems a sexual goddess from the underworld sneaks into my room, engages me with passionate sexual activities while I sleep. Causing said bed sheets to be removed upon the sexual activities.There’s no other explanation, and it’s a total pain in the ass to place the sheets back every morning.