"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager
"oh boy!!" says mitt
mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office
i walk this lonely road….
Good words for the headstone.
The Walking Dead is the Eminem of television
True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.
This is it, guys. We have achieved the apex of human civilization. Our species will never achieve greatness of this magnitude ever again.
“We can talk tomorrow sir." "No, what is it?" [Pauses Porn]